Ok, so I think it’s time we stopped giving a crap about what movie grosses more money opening weekend. Obviously it doesn’t matter anymore. New Moon beat out The Dark Knight for the best single-day box office revenue. Not trying to come down on all you Twilight junkies, but it’s a shame The Dark Knight was even number one before it.
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Seriously though, if anything makes me lose my faith in humanity, this is it. At first I didn’t care, but then I thought about it: There aren’t that many tween aged girls in this world. Nor teen aged girls. So who the hell is seeing this movie? Factor in extra for boyfriends and we’re still not close.
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Who the hell is going out and watching this movie? Who? Not me. Old people? Maybe it’s old people. Maybe they thought it was a movie about Ella Fitzgerald. I don’t know.
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Apparently, I don’t know anything. There are people out there, lots of them, who are very interested in this garbage. I don’t know why. But either way, they are, and that would put me in the minority, which means I’m wrong.
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So, on my review of humanity for the week, we all get an F. Wrong or right, you’re all idiots.
